look, look. if i die tomorrow, if some unfortunate accident befalls me, let’s get one thing straight.

hotcommunist:

i HATE those yellow Minions. i have always HATED them. i hate minion themed things. i hate how they are EVERYWHERE and i hate whichever shitpost looked at those evil potato croquette lookin motherfuckers and decided they needed a full length film. i HATE them.

Ever since I moved I’ve been so happy and relieved

I still can only access tumblr on mobile because I reset my password and I also cannot access the email that the account is under staff fix this

what does your url mean?

@Anonymous

Honestly I don’t remember I think I was high when I made it

windwrinkle: “Seagull slide, Tawas City, MI ”

windwrinkle:

Seagull slide, Tawas City, MI

2-grams: “embroideredlyrics: ““Well Jesus Christ, I’m alone again” Jesus - Brand New ” What did you do those three days you were dead? ”

2-grams:

embroideredlyrics:

“Well Jesus Christ, I’m alone again”

Jesus - Brand New

What did you do those three days you were dead?

purplemachine:

@people who lick their finger before handing me paper, 1) Who do you think you are

burgerwizard: “a bouquet ”

burgerwizard:

a bouquet

warlocksmith:

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads.